Boke Utopsdizàzjíh (Utopsdiz /ˈəzjɪ̞/ [vagina] [maximum]) is a subtropical City located in the Altodålph Region of the Tetburland.
The name Boke Utopsdizàzjíh is derived from the Sylvin language, as Boke Utopsdizàzjíh was founded by Angolben, who was culturaly Tauran.
Climate
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a yearly average temperature of 26°C (78°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 29°C (84°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 23°C (73°F). Boke Utopsdizàzjíh receives an average of 273 cm/y (107 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Boke Utopsdizàzjíh covers an area of nearly 24 km2 (9 mi2), and an average elevation of 4814 m (15793 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh was founded durring the early 13th century in fall of the year 1203, by Angolben. The establishment of Boke Utopsdizàzjíh was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Angolben electing to pay people to resettle in Boke Utopsdizàzjíh.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh was built using the conventions of Tauran durring the early 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Boke Utopsdizàzjíh is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh is buildings are arranged arround a network of crampt paverstone streets which form a diagonal shaped grid, where each square verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller square has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The city is the proud owner of a thick set of fortified walls fashioned from querried stone blocks. While not up to snuff for a fort or castle wall, the city's walls are naturaly much larger than those of forts or castles. Therefore, the construction such a wall is most expencive. Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's buget focused wall would serve its community well in battle in spite of looking unimpressive compared to castles and fortresses. Unfortuantly, these top tier civilian fortifications are in extreem disrepair, so much so that one cannot tell if they are decaying from a lack of mantance or damage incured.
A look around Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scuttling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable. People seem to be allowed to do as they please with little harmoney to anything. It feels less like a city, and more like a spot people just happened to place their homes. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Boke Utopsdizàzjíh long.
Civic Infrastructure
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Boke Utopsdizàzjíh. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's parks.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Boke Utopsdizàzjíh.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's natural decorations nor waterways.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's chapel was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is famous for its stately symmetry, classical elements, and grand appearance. Columns and pillars, such as Corinthian columns, are often seen supporting open structures or porticos. Symmetry is an important feature of this style, with each half of a building mirroring the other. Domed ceilings and windows grace these buildings, with everything placed in a mathematical arrangement.
Due to the actions of local Kami, spring is short in Boke Utopsdizàzjíh.
The Caypup near Boke Utopsdizàzjíh are known to be almost tame, such that they can be put to domestic use.
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves bloodletting to channel Wild Magic energies of tier 3 via oratory performances.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 10
Farmers: 17
Farm Laborer: 28
Hunters: 22
Milk Maids: 15
Ranchers: 7
Ranch Hands: 16
Shepherds: 14
Farmland: 22888 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 1430
Poultry: 17166
Swine: 1144
Sheep: 57
Goats: 11
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 572
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 11
Blacksmiths: 13
Bookbinders: 7
Buckle-makers: 7
Cabinetmakers: 13
Candlemakers: 19
Carpenters: 16
Clothmakers: 15
Coach and Harness Makers: 6
Coopers: 14
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 8
Copyists: 5
Cutlers: 4
Fabricworkers: 13
Farrier: 32
Furriers: 3
Glassworkers: 20
Gunsmiths: 12
Harness-Makers: 5
Hatters: 11
Hosiery Workers: 4
Jewelers: 6
Leatherwrights: 15
Locksmiths: 5
Matchstick makers: 8
Musical Instrument Makers: 8
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 7
Paper Workers: 8
Plasterers: 7
Pursemakers: 10
Roofers: 6
Ropemakers: 5
Rugmakers: 5
Saddlers: 10
Scabbardmakers: 12
Scalemakers: 6
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 3
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 5
Shoemakers: 5
Soap and Tallow Workers: 19
Tailors: 39
Tanners: 7
Upholsterers: 8
Watchmakers: 7
Weavers: 17
Whitesmiths: 4
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 3
Arcana Sellers: 4
Beer-Sellers: 8
Booksellers: 9
Butchers: 16
Chandlers: 15
Chicken Butchers: 17
Entrepreneurs: 6
Fine Clothiers: 15
Fishmongers: 15
Florists: 3
Potion Sellers: 9
Resellers: 24
Spice Merchants: 8
Wine-sellers: 11
Wheelwright: 9
Woodsellers: 5
Service workers
Bakers: 31
Barbers: 27
Coachmen: 7
Cooks: 23
Doctors: 12
Gamekeepers: 8
Grooms: 4
Hairdressers: 18
Healers: 14
Housekeepers: 19
Housemaids: 38
House Stewards: 14
Inns: 5
Laundry maids: 11
Maidservants: 17
Nursery Maids: 10
Pastrycooks: 23
Restaurateur: 22
Tavern Keepers: 23
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 8
Bleachers: 5
Chemical Workers: 3
Coal Heavers: 11
In-Town Couriers: 13
Long Haul Couriers: 12
Dockyard Workers: 12
Gas Workers: 2
Hay Merchants: 4
Leech Collectors: 15
Millers: 12
Miners: 12
Oilmen and Polishers: 8
Postmen: 13
Pure Finder: 7
Skinners: 15
Sugar Refiners: 3
Tosher: 8
Warehousemen: 19
Watercarriers: 12
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 19
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 7
Alchemist: 9
Clerk: 11
Dentists: 5
Educators: 15
Engineers: 8
Gardeners: 5
Mages: 4
Plumbers: 6
Pharmacist: 6
Professors: 2
Scientists: 4
Wizards: 2
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 5
Bankers: 8
Civil Clerks: 13
Civic Iudex: 6
Consultants: 3
Exorcist: 13
Fixers: 7
Kami Clerk: 11
Landlords: 12
Lawyers: 6
Legend Keepers: 10
Militia Officers: 47
Monks, Monastic: 17
Monks, Civic: 20
Historian, Oral: 13
Historian, Textual: 6
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 12
Priests: 22
Rangers: 7
Rat Catchers: 8
Scholars: 8
Spiritualist: 10
Slayers: 3
Storytellers: 18
Military Officers: 19
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 14
Comfort Services: 23
Enchanters: 6
Herbalists: 6
Jaminators: 18
Needleworkers: 18
Potters: 9
Preserve Makers: 16
Quilters: 8
Seamsters: 24
Spinners: 15
Tinker: 6
Weaver: 14
Artists
Actors: 5
Architects: 2
Bards: 8
Costumers: 3
Dancers: 7
Drafters: 3
Engravers: 4
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 2
Glaziers: 6
Inlayers: 5
Musicians: 17
Painters, Art: 2
Playwrights: 5
Sculptors, Art: 4
Wood Carvers: 21
Writers: 22
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 17
Canners: 15
Cheesmakers: 19
Ice Merchants: 2
Millers: 11
Picklers: 9
Smokers: 7
Stockmakers: 6
Tobacconists: 9
Tallowmakers: 13
2094 of Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
119 work in Agriculture
470 work as Craftsmen
177 work as Merchants
326 work as Service Workers
213 work as General Laborers
84 work as Skilled Laborers
304 work as Civil Servants
177 work in Cottage Industries
116 work as Artists
108 work in Produce Industries
3400 of Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 228 (4%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Due to a magical anomaly, Boke Utopsdizàzjíh is directly accessible from a nearby river, despite the lack of a physical connection between the town's pond and the river.
POI
History
Boke Utopsdizàzjíh used to be more prosperous, but something happened relatively long ago that left it a shrunken shadow of its former self. If the settlement is prosperous, the locals often lament how much more they could have had. If the settlement is not prosperous, the locals blame their ill fortunes on that event. Reminders of this better time can be found in many places within Boke Utopsdizàzjíh.
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century the Kami ended a drought plaguing Boke Utopsdizàzjíh. One of Boke Utopsdizàzjíh's local festivals commemorates this miracle.